me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Because @schenlark is a bad influence, and I’m weak for blonde haired, tanned, buff Sehun (who isn’t?!) ♡
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
My dad went to renew his green card today at 3:00pm and we have not heard from him sense it is now 12:26 am. The last time my mother spoke to him was 9:00 am. We are freaking out and trying not to think negatively but this is unlike him.
Damn….Trump really doing this shit. I hope all goes well








