rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

takeachansoo:

Because @schenlark is a bad influence, and I’m weak for blonde haired, tanned, buff Sehun (who isn’t?!) 

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

the coffeeshop AU is real and good

neverblogidly:

geekandmisandry:

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

agenderpinkiepie:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

bluelandjj:

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13년간 이사람 핡 이름하여 “kang_ho"🙈
13年間この人 名付けて"カン ホ ”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

These are the best kind of mistakes to make

Hey guys please keep my family in your prayers/send us some good vibes.

prettyboyshyflizzy:

s-tacys-mom:

My dad went to renew his green card today at 3:00pm and we have not heard from him sense it is now 12:26 am. The last time my mother spoke to him was 9:00 am. We are freaking out and trying not to think negatively but this is unlike him.

Damn….Trump really doing this shit. I hope all goes well

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